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01 July 2026

Alicia Keys

And now for something completely different! I have to admit, it was a nice change of pace listening to something fairly far removed from the genres I frequent. Not that I am opposed to pop music, but this R&B/soul stuff is a little outside my wheelhouse. I'm not sure how well-informed my comments will be, or that I have much to say, but let's see...

Alicia Keys, among other things, is definitely a classically trained pianist. One can hear it, not just throughout her songs, but especially on the instrumentals that begin most of her albums. I say, "instrumental" but they all have some talking. Among Keys' many talents, she is a Sexy Talker. She just talks at the start of all these albums (a lot of "ugh" and "yea" and "that's what I'm talking about"), and occasionally within these songs. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's the NY accent. The only thing is....sometimes it feels like she's putting on an act. Like she's trying just a little too hard to be "street." Maybe I need to go back and watching Smokin' Aces. She's a beautiful lady with a great voice and good songs, so I'm not really complaining. She's also smart: she got into Columbia, but dropped out a few weeks later when she got signed and took off. 

Her first album came out in 2001 - and I wasn't really impressed with the whole album....until I realized she was 15 when she recorded it! Holy shit. And "Fallin'" is a certified classic, right out of the gate. (Wikipedia wants us to know that despite the album's title Songs in A Minor, only two of its tracks are actually composed in the key of A minor.) Her classical training collides with East Coast hip-hop for a fairly unique neo-soul sound. The album is a hit and she launched her first tour around it. It only lacks when compared to her future output and has strong staying power even today; it's in the Library of Congress, ok?  The story of the album is this: she recorded it at home in Queens herself, presented it to Columbia, and they didn't like it. They were apparently looking for more of a teen popstar thing. So Clive Davis bought out her contract and signed her to his new label, Arista - the rest is history: she retained creative control for the rest of her career instead of becoming the latest prepackaged pop commodity. Jumaine Dupre, Brian McKnight, and a bunch of other people helped on that first album, but she wrote and produced a ton of it herself and remained fiercely independent forever. Among other awards that year, the album got five wins at the 44th Annual Grammy Awards, so Keys tied Lauryn Hill's record for the most Grammy Awards won by a woman at a single ceremony; the record would eventually be broken by Beyoncé, who won six awards at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards in 2010. While I still don't think it stacks up against Diary (there's some filler, not all killer), it is pretty damn impressive for a debut album from a teenager, and it has been rewarded with various anniversary repackages. Also, I just went back and watched the videos from that era: she does not look 15! I have to believe she was significantly older when Bob Dylan started checking her out.

And yet she tops that with her second album, which is a concept piece. As impressive as the debut was, to have a rock-solid, 5-star, classic album be only your second album is even more remarkable. Every song on The Diary of Alicia Keys is good, and the album can be played from top to bottom successfully in a variety of scenarios: partying, chilling, wooing, background playing, anything. This album gets even more repackaging and reissues than the debut, and deservingly so. "If I Ain't Got You" is not just the best Alicia Keys song, it is a certifiable Classic. The first time I heard the song, I was certain I had heard it many, many times before. Isn't this a song from my parents' era? It's so familiar, yet so direct - like she's tapped into some proto-love song from deep within the shared consciousness of all humanity. Yea, it's that good before we even talk about her incredible voice. There are so many versions of just that song, but I particularly like the orchestral version that's partially in Spanish, recently featured in a Bridgeton spinoff (which is a hell of a sentence). Another great song from the album, one I didn't even know before this listening project, is "He Don't Know My Name," which also shows up in various live versions and remixes; I dig the reggae remix.  The song (and the video, which I am just seeing now for the first time) are cute as hell, and she's gonna break it all the way down in the bridge just so we can hear her talking on the phone. (Some mild acting here too, but there's probably a reason Alicia Keys isn't in too many movies; that's OK - just keep singing!) This song was a hit because we all have a crush on someone who doesn't notice us, but that fact that super-star Alicia Keys is crushing on the barista too maybe makes us all feel a little better about it. She still plays the song live. The album went quintuple platinum  and of course won a Grammy. Now that's what I call beating the Sophomore Slump! I love the album, and the efforts that were made to give it a 60s/70s feel are appreciable: these are all real instruments in the studio, not just beats. Yes, Kanye and Timbaland were involved, but the creative control she fought for her on her debut really makes this a unique and worthwhile outing, rather than just a vehicle for pop songs. I daresay, despite the briefly anomalous inclusion of Tony!Toni!Tone!, it has a gorgeous, timeless quality to it. I put it on a high shelf with The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, and other critics have offered consistently high praise. I don't listen to a lot of soul records, but listening to this album, I can hear where it came from. Stevie Wonder is a clear influence, for example. The albums sells and continues to sell well; it has quite an influential legacy and laid the groundwork for a long-lasting and successful musical career.

How you follow up such an incredible success that debuted at number one? First, she did Unplugged, and it sold like hotcakes. The next proper album was inevitably going to be a little bit of a let down, but 2007's As I Am is not bad. You can tell she's a superstar now because Linda Perry helps write some of the songs, and they turn out great. It's a bit more mainstream; I can't say I am a fan of the John Mayer collaboration. However, I really liked the song she did with Jack White, "Another Way to Die," which somehow only turns up on the deluxe edition of the album, despite having a video. It's like Alicia Keys and The White Stripes had a baby!  Though it should not be confused with  the Disturbed song of the same name, it could be the most-2007 song ever; it rocks, but, actually, the album's first single, "No One", became the most-listened song of 2007 in the US. It's good and has way, way more streams than any other of her songs (besides her delightful remix of Farruko's global hit, "Calma"). If I listened to the radio in 2007 at all then I surely would have heard it, but I was an indie rock snob. 

Her fourth album The Element of Freedom from 2009 is definitely more low-key, but no less successful. People talk about it like it is chill electronica, but it is not. It is just mid-tempo. It honestly reminds me of adult contemporary - the kind of music my parents listened to on the radio while I was still in the back seat. That make sense because it sounds like and was apparently influenced by 80s pop bands like Genesis and U2. To her credit, it doesn't seem that far removed from the soulful sounds of previous albums; it is a subtle evolution. This album also has "Empire State of Mind" which was originally a song with Jay-Z; when the Knicks won in 2026 it became clear that this is New York City's new anthem - and that's pretty impressive too. 


Although her next album is technically a repackaged box set of the first three albums together (The Platinum Collection), her next proper album is 2012's Girl on Fire. And they still call her the Girl on Fire, like they call Madonna the Material Girl; I bet they both hate that. Personally, I think there was a missed opportunity to use that titular song in the Hunger Games movie when Katniss is riding the chariot all aflame. (It is even weirder to realize she released the album not that long after the movie, but at least she addressed it.) Good song too! Good pipes! This is when she married Swizz Beatz, a rapper a producer previously known as DMX's hype man, and had a kid; later that had another kid. The businesswoman on the album cover conveys the themes of lady empowerment and taking charge - which apparently she was doing with all aspects of her life and career at the time...or always. At the 56th Annual Grammy Awards, Girl on Fire won the Best R&B Album, thus making Keys the most awarded artist in this category, with three wins. It definitely is back to being R&B, though it remains informed by broader pop elements. It is therefor for accessible and appropriately successful. "Not Even the King" is a song about the power of love, but I take it as an anti-Capitalist anthem: "some people are so poor, all they have is money." For whatever reasons, this album sold a bunch less than her previous efforts. Around this time Keys was featured on an episode of VH1 Storytellers performing both old and new material, which speaks to a certain cross-over appeal. It should also be noted that she has a song on some Spiderman movie's soundtrack (co-written by the producers, Hans Zimmer, who scored the film, and Pharrell Williams), and it is with Kendrick Lamar - so that's something; it's the movie's main theme song!   

Then she was announced as a new coach on The Voice. I never saw it, but good for her and....whoever she was coaching. In December 2017, Keys appeared on Eminem's album Revival on the song "Like Home"; it sucks. She wins some awards, hosts the Grammys in 2019 and 2020, does some good things for women in the music industry, and keeps selling records.

The simply titled Here is released in 2016. It's the album she is naked on, literally on the cover and figuratively in the lyrics, which provide a loose theme of introspection and growth, while the music is all over the place. Around this time she started talking a lot about being yourself and not wearing make-up, despite being an occasional brand ambassador for makeup. I gotta admit- it's a good look for her! The album is far more raw and political than her previous stuff. I appreciated that, but, ironically, the song I remember most from it is the deeply personal "Blended Family (What You Do for Love)," which features Rihanna's future husband, A$AP Rocky and contains a subtle sample of "What I Am" by Edie Brickell.  The album topped the US Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums, becoming Keys' seventh number-one album on the chart. She performed at the 2017 Women's March. 

 In 2020, Keys released "A Beautiful Noise" with Brandi Carlile to encourage Americans to get out and vote - she's good like that.  "A Beautiful Noise" ends up on the next album Alicia, also released in 2020, the same year she released her memoir and launched her lifestyle brands, whatever the hell that means.  Various pop genres are explored effectively. For some reason, "Underdog" is the song I hear the most on the radio from Alicia Keys; I've heard it playing at the grocery store on more than one occasion.  And "Show me Love" is probably on most people's "Sexy" playlist, but if not there's still time to add it. A few of these songs, especially "Perfect Way to Die" and the the inclusion of "A Beautiful Noise" demonstrate an awareness of a desire to speak effectively to America's racial-political moment in 2020. It was also delayed by and responded to the pandemic, as in "Good Job," dedicated to essential workers and other ordinary people dealing with the pandemic. Still, this album is less aggressive and more accessible than the last one. It is hugely successfully and heralded as a return to form.

Keys is her eighth studio album, released through RCA Records on December 10, 2021. It is a monster: 2 discs with 2 versions of every song, plus some bonus; then she releases the whole thing again in a second version. So I heard each of these songs four times! Honestly, I liked it: both the stripped-down versions and the remixes. Though I wish she would GTFO with this ongoing Kanye West shit. I like the Lil' Wayne verse! This is basically her last and most recent album, not including projects like a contractually-obligated Christmas album. She's independent now. In 2024 she played at the Superbowl, which is about as big as it gets: she teased a little bit of  "If I Ain't Got You", before joining Usher to sing their duet "My Boo".  There is also a Broadway music feature her songs. And I really liked Keys' collaboration with Swedish House Mafia, released in August 2024; she is great as a house diva!  

She has such an expansive repertoire and impressive skills, that I doubt we have heard the last from Alicia Keys. 

Maybe Bob was right: "There’s nothing about that girl I don’t like."

One more thing:

Alicia Keys is married to Swizz Beatz. They purchased a renowned property, famously known as the "Razor House," for $20.8 million in 2019 and lovingly refer to it as "Dreamland". Designed by architect Wallace E. Cunningham, the 11,000-square-foot estate overlooks the Pacific Ocean and is widely rumored to have inspired Tony Stark's futuristic home in Iron Man. 










08 January 2026

Alice in Chains

Some of my best friends are Alice in Chains (often stylized as "AiC") fans. I am not. I don't hate the band, but I don't love them either. We certainly occupied the same time and circles. I never owned one of their albums, but when I started listening thoroughly to them for the first time in 2025 I recognized a lot. In the late 90s I'd be in some bar, listening to rock radio or some cover band, and this stuff would be playing - often. They were a very popular rock band. I like "grunge" and I like "hard rock," but I don't like this stuff. It's no Nirvana, but granted- they have their own sound. I guess that's the problem. Their sound is depressing. It's sludgy, but not in a good heavy, metal way. Plus the the imagery is consistently unappealing, morbid and grotesque. I mean, look at the band name: they took Alice in Wonderland and put her in bondage. And the singing! BLAH. It's all wining and moaning. You, sir, are no Eddie Vedder. They are known for their consistent harmonies, and alright- that's something. But when I saw them recently at Ozzy's last concert, granted in 2025 well past their prime, not only was the original vocalist long-dead but the other guy was barely audible. So now they are know for their mediocrity - and staying power? It's not my jam, but let's give it a try.

Their first album, Facelift (1990), has actually got a few good songs to open the album, including their breakthrough hit, "Man in the Box." But the album goes downhill quickly. It is front-loaded with the lead-single, the memorable opener "We Die Young," and the aptly brooding "Sea of Sorrow," but then descends into forgettable middling rock. Sewing eyes shut, shoving dogs' faces into shit, and peeling the skin off the face of some "little girl" is all par for the course here, and I just want it to end. I guess the pseudo-Eastern influences in their sound is supposed to add to the exotic spookiness? Here's their creepy-ass video:

I hear metal evolving into grunge here. However, it sure seems like they let a little too much hair metal seep into their sound. (The lead singer came from a glam metal band; the guitarist was in a funk band, and you can hear that too.)  And wow they use a lot of guitar effects. I think they are using the Peter Frampton talk-box thing on "Man in the Box," a healthy dose of phase throughout, and I never heard so much wah-wah pedal and distortion at the same time. It's worth noting that I probably heard AiC for the first time on Headbanger's Ball on MTV, where I also first saw Nirvana...along with plenty of actual metal. The point is, this was a pretty big deal at the time: "the first album from Seattle's Grunge movement to be certified gold."  Yet, look who they opened for at first: Van Halen, Poison, Extreme. WTF even decade is this?  Later, they are the opening slot on the legendary Clash of the Titans tour in 1991, with Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer; infamous for the chairs getting ripped up at MSG - and for me not being allowed to go by my parents.   

They try to capitalize on grunge by quickly releasing a follow-up EP. Their fans might disagree (I know they have some because there's a recent-ish live album out there somewhere), but 1992's Dirt is pretty much the only other good album. It's actually even more successful yet darker than the first, with little of the fun reside that stuck to their previous metal elements. "Rooster" was another modern rock hit that got a ton of airplay on  "modern rock" radio and MTV. "Would?" might be my favorite Alice in Chains song; it appeared appropriately enough on the Singles soundtrack, after they pop-up in the movie, but seems tacked to the end of the album here.  "Down in a Hole" is definitely an Alice in Chains song too. Then, like the last album, it falls apart, quickly. Is "God Smack" where the band Godsmack got their name from? (Spoiler: YES) Because it's a pretty bad song and now I'm afraid to listen to Godsmack. The real problem is from the song "Junkhead," which hardly breaks any new ground or offers a fresh perspective on junkyism. If anything, it engages in inexcusable glorification:

You can't understand a user's mind

But try with your books and degrees

If you let yourself go and opened your mind

I'll bet you'd be doing like me

And it ain't so bad.

First of all, fuck you. "Books and degrees" and "a user's mind" are not mutually exclusive, so maybe some of us do know what the fuck we are talking about. I'll just say it: maybe it is a good thing that this junky ODed himself. If it saved one or more teenagers from reading and believing a bullshit lyric like that than I say, small price to pay. And shoutout to all the music fans in 1994 who thought they were going to see AiC as the opening act and instead got...Candlebox. Somehow Staley found time for solo projects and to join the "grunge supergroup" Mad Season. Guess how many members of that band ODed? Two, not including occasional guest vocalist Chris Cornell. 

The next EP has a more commercial sound (and achieved more commercial success), at least on the hit single; much of the brief album is a meandering waste, though I do enjoy the instrumental track a bit. Anyway, "No Excuses" sounds like a grunge band pulling its punches and it was a huge #1 hit.  Sometimes I really don't get streaming numbers: "No Excuses" has got 100 million less spins than the lesser-known "Nutshell," which also happens to be an awful acoustic ballad. It blew up after they play MTV's Unplugged. But also, "The ongoing tradition of Jerry Cantrell dedicating the song to the band's late members, Layne Staley and Mike Starr, further cemented its status as a beloved and meaningful part of their legacy." In 2013, it was ranked No. 9 on Rolling Stone's readers' poll "The 10 Saddest Songs of All Time." This band is depressing AF - and they are just getting started. 

This whole thing goes to shit pretty fast after that though because...well, basically, heroin. It's a long, slow, sad spiral for lead singer Paul Staley: his last good album was in 1994, but he didn't die until 2002. Granted, the guy tried: he was in rehab for heroin right away, but then...it doesn't work out. 

There's a self-titled album in 1995 that leans into the worst indulgences from their previous work. It did well, but it bored the hell out of me - and they don't/can't tour in support of it. Like Nirvana, they do Unplugged as a sort of swansong, and it works alright. But the guy was visibly fucked-up at the performance (nearly the band's last for almost a decade) and he kept ODing until he finally did so fatally. Then former bassist Mike Starr also ODed a few years later; this was no doubt a difficult band to be in. Perhaps even more so when they got suddenly very famous. 

The band went on hiatus, but came back in 2005 with a new vocalist. That version of the band is still around, so ironically they lasted longer than the original lineup's 5 years or so. While I am sure this is cool for their fans who get to hear the classics played live, their newer albums leave much to be desired. Hey, maybe it's just me because I didn't like it from the start. I thought their self-titled non-debut was rock-bottom, but unfortunately we have three more albums after that. In their defense, I almost would not have even known there was a newer single unless someone told me. He gets the assignment.  

There are three indistinguishable albums during this period: Black Gives Way to Blue (2009), The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here (2013), and Rainier Fog (2018). I promise, they are not bad. But they are not good either. Just decent, unimpressive riff rock. Maybe, and here's the weird part, these are even better than those earlier albums - in the sense that it is all more tolerable in the longer term, not that the songs are better. Sometime there are glimpses that this new version of the band is alllllright: to promote Black Gives Way to Blue, "the band released an EPK featuring all four of the members being interviewed while the Kiss makeup is being applied on them." They also made a full-on mockumentary. And, props for covering "Tears" in tribute to Rush; it works! In 2018 they also played on a glass floor on the Seattle Space Needle. OK

Ultimately, it is the gloomy, malevolent sound and imagery that I'm just not interested in. Yet somehow, if it was more extreme, and not the MTV/radio version of that, it would better. Stop comparing this band to Black Sabbath - it does neither band any favors. The biggest tragedy here is that they are just self-aware enough. Staley talks about kids coming up to him to tell him that they are high on heroin and him being like, "this is exactly what I did NOT want to happen," even as he battles the addiction. The others guys later admitted they were basically all struggling. The worst part is they all talk about pulling back, and taking their wise hiatus to avoid dyeing in public, but that ends up happening for two of them anyway. At least the remaining guitarist and new vocalist show us all how you can keep doing what you love for many years if you just keep it clean: even if what you love is maybe not so great, that's still better than killing yourself in front of everyone slowly. 

     

  

05 December 2025

Best Music of 2025; or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love ["Velvet and Volume"]

 25 for 25!    "Can't tell what's real life or dreams..."

Best Songs of 2025

0. Beacons (feat. Susanne Sundfør) - Röyksopp

1. Denali - Portugal. The Man

2. BUTTERFLY - MARINA

3. Nosebleeds - Doechii

4. Illegal - PinkPantheress

5. TEETHSUCKER (YEA3x) - Rico Nasty

6. LATINA FOREVA - KAROL G

7. Orlando in Love - Japanese Breakfast

8. BLISS - Tyla

9. Folded - Kehlani

10. Love Is Unkind - BANKS

11. Spike Island - Pulp

12. Shovel - Deep Sea Diver

13. SPAGHETTI - LE SSERAFIM

14. Sweet n' Low - Peach PRC

15. Bunky Pop - Sleigh Bells

16. Jellyfish - Sigrid

17. pity dirty - pami

18. WIZARD - Castle Rat

19. Commando - Impalers

20. Let's Roll Again - neil young & the chrome hearts

21. Bookends - U.S. Girls

22. WDID - Sylvan Esso

23. Halcyon - Orbital

24. NIAMOS! (Chandrilian Club Mix) - Nicholas Britell

25. Golden - HUNTR/X
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+ Sparks, Mild Minds, Ty Segall, The Marías, IVE, Katseye


Best Albums:

#1 MARINA - Princess of Pop

#2 PinkPantheress - Fancy That 

#3 Momma - Welcome to my Blue Sky

#4  Hannah Cohen - Earthstar Mountain

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+ Sparks, Panda Bear, Samia, Matt Berry, Rosalía, Doves


Best New:     INJI        Sea Lemon    Rocket     Mikayla Geier


Best Live:     Doechii   Sparks

Honorable Mentions:    

Nourished by Time, Stereolab, Snow Wife, Cheap Trick, Sharp Pins,

Dead Pioneers, Cypress Hill & the London Symphony Orchestra. 










2026...

27 May 2025

Alice Glass

Alice Glass needs a hug. Just look at this depressing list of song titles:

"I TRUSTED YOU"

"Without Love"

"LOVE IS VIOLENCE"

"STILLBIRTH"

"NIGHTMARES"

"PINNED BENEATH LIMBS"

and it goes on like that for two full albums and a handful of EPs and singles. Alice Glass has been through some shit - and we are all going to have to hear about it while she works though it. There's something gruesomely beautiful about that, but it does not make for a pleasant listening experience. It was never bad, but I kinda just wanted to get it over with. While I can be a fan of extreme music, Alice had me missing sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Especially when compared to her frenemy, Alice Gas. Great production though, and at least it's got a theme/character. This might not be for me, but it's perfect for my imaginary Canadian goth girlfriend. 

Unfortunately, she does have plenty to legit complain about. This whole musical project exists because her previous band, Crystal Castles (the band, not the video game), was apparently a horrific, abusive relationship. We'll take Alice at her word here. And BRAVO for ending the band right then and there. Again, sympathies for sure, but now we are all going get awkward about it. Great suffering can surely produce great art, but nobody wants to rewatch Schindler's List. And most of Alice Glass is unlikely to find a permanent home in my music library, though I am certainly looking forward to making it to "C" and Crystal Castles. But wait a minute - is that even cool? I mean, I'll be skipping Chris Brown. Apparently she's not getting any royalties, so maybe fuck that band. For the record, I didn't even know there was a cute, young punk girl--being exploited--in Crystal Castles because they are basically hiding on their only portrait-album cover.  

She releases a song ("Stillbirth") as a fundraiser for RAINN first, but her first commercial song as a solo artist is "Without Love." It's probably a bit of a mixed blessing that I found her first to be her best. It's a good song with Lead Single energy. It gets remixed a bunch, but doesn't make the later album. She did announce a tour opening for Marilyn Manson, but if you are wondering how those two got along, it was cancelled at the last minute so she could do her own solo tour. 


Just a passing familiarity with her story makes it clear why "CEASE AND DESIST" and "I Trusted You" are her next singles in 2018, four years after leaving the relatively successful Crystal Castles but right after releasing her explanatory statement. I recall these songs vaguely for their dark brooding. Both show up later on her 2022 album. Since then there have only been some non-album releases. It's still all depressing though: what do you want to listen to, "Love is Violence" or "Remains"? "Everybody Else" from 2022 was good though; "Without Love"-good, so maybe there's an upward trajectory here. At this point (Summer 2025) it's been a full year since we've heard a peep.   

We haven't had a full album since 2022, but she's still out there - and I wish her well. 

Photo by Cara Robbins; styling by Lisa Madonna.







 

22 April 2025

100 gecs

An imaginary voice mail:

"Hi, this is a message for '100 gecs.' This is Dave down at the pressing plant, and before we produce a few thousand records, tapes, and CDs we wanted to let you know that you may have accidentally sent us the wrong masters: most of these songs have bad skips in them, and sometimes the skips take over until the whole song deteriorates into noise. And if you mastered these vocals then we might be able to hear them. Not sure if these are your finished songs or somehow an album made up entirely from the cutting-room floor. So gimme a call back because I've heard some crazy things before, but I don't want to be responsible for pressing a full album of mistake noises ." 

100 gecs is the first band I'm listening to that required me to "go back" alphabetically. I love them! Worth it. Not only are they a newish band that only recently got added to my library, but they also made an appearance during the previous post on Alice Gas, which necessitates this entry. Plus, they rock! I am here for it. I shouldn't call it hyper-pop because that apparently pisses them off...but I'm gonna do it anyway- the name fits! They only have a handful of releases, but they seem to have made a relatively oversized impact on our current music moment here in the mid-2020s. I'm a big fan of their whole aesthetic and sound. They might not call it Availablism, but I know (and appreciate) it when I see it. Check out their low-fi, custom-made costumes, for example.

Since it is reasonable to assume that someone reading this blog because of Albert Hammond would have NO IDEA who this modern group is, the sanitized official version of their story is worth quoting: "100 gecs is an American musical duo formed in 2015 that consists of Dylan Brady and Laura Les. They self-released their debut album, 1000 gecs, in 2019 to positive reviews, followed by a companion remix album, 1000 gecs and the Tree of Clues, in 2020. They released their second studio album, 10,000 gecs, in 2023. Their music has been noted for its often chaotic yet catchy mixture of various styles, and has been described as helping to define the hyperpop genre." Great: "chaotic yet catchy" sounds right up my alley, and they do no disappoint. 

They basically only have a couple albums so far. And they are from St. Louis, Missouri, of all places, but really they are now from all over, California and Colorado and such. The official history leaves out their first pre-album, self-titled EP from 2016, which is BAT-SHIT-CRAZY. Sure, make erratic, fake dog-noises part of your debut performance! But someone working on this music definitely said, "I bet you can't work fake dog barking samples into every song on this EP," to which the other replied, "I'll take that bet." When I was listening to this glitchy, un-danceable nonsense in the car one day, my teenager daughter pointed to the stereo and said, "You know, this is why you are still single, right?" And, fair enough.

2019's 1000 gecs is a huge step forward. After a breakout performance at some sort of Minecraft online concert, these fresh songs propel them to new heights and all kinds of mainstream accolades. They play tons of festivals and make many year-end-best list, despite still being pretty far out sometimes. The vocals, for example, are  almost always pitched-up "nightcore" style. Not is only is that just what we are doing right now (apparently), but also the singer has dysphoria and can't listen to her own voice. The whole album is only 23 minutes long, and in 10 songs it blazes through various genres: rock, electronica, hardcore, spazz. It's intriguingly diverse and sweet. Weird stuff happens, for sure, but underneath it all are delightful melodies and cheerful madness. It's also great that the band is really just those two people, who made the whole album sending tracks back and forth over email. The finally started inviting other people over for the remix album, which really kicks things up a notch... or ten. Some of the songs on 2020's 1000 gecs and the Tree of Clues are just remixes, some feature guest stars, and others are complete recreations; they called it a "companion" album to their prior one. The vocals that Hannah Diamond adds to "xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (Remix" are particularly effective. 

From that album, "Ringtone" is released in Feb. 2020 - and then they got signed to Atlantic Records. The pandemic robbed them of their planned Coachella set, but it sure brought them to my attention. It's only slightly hyperbolic to say that "Ringtone" got me through the pandemic. When I saw their super-lo-fi video it was a like a glimmer of a hope for a future in which my ideas still mattered. Just working with what you have and knowing that revision will only make it worse is what Availabilism is all about.  It's all the more impressive because the remix, which is the version the music video is for, features super star names like Charli XCX and Rico Nasty, though I probably got to 100 gecs in the first place by following Sarah Bonito, who can literally do nothing wrong. The secret sauce here is A.G. Cook, who is all over brat. It's a an epic team-up for an amazing song that is not at all undercut by the extremely understated video; it's just perfect and at least 4 million people have watched it. Join them, now:


We are lucky enough to get a follow-up album that does not disappoint. It is their latest and biggest. If anything, it continues the ascent of hyperpop and accelerates it further into the stratosphere. Somehow without sacrificing the insanity, they have concocted a bunch of full-blown pop-rock songs. Also of note, Laura is not embarrassed by her voice anymore and sometimes we get it straight; actually, mostly it is still distorted or whatever, but good for her. This newest material is certainly more mainstream and mature, but not in a bad way. Certainly it has a bunch of monster singles. "Doritos and Fritos," "Dumbest Girl Alive," and "Hollywood Baby" - the last of which was my favorite....until I heard the ska songs. And wow! Someone, somewhere said that their ska sound is so clean and wholesome, it could soundtrack the trailer to hit movie for the whole family. (I'm picturing Peter Rabbit 2.) There's actually a history here too: one of the biggest hits from their first album is the absurdist ska of "Stupid Horse." Sure he says, "Pick it up!" over and over again, like he's making fun of skankers, but the song is otherwise earnest. This was confirmed by the two additional ska tracks on the new album, which are both fantastic. Even though the live rendition consists of hitting PLAY and singing over the track, "Frog on the Floor" seems to go over well with an audience- and I never thought that many people would be loving ska still in 2025, but here we are! Finally, "I Got My Tooth Removed" is just too real and awesome; it only makes sense to watch this version, if any.

So - Do yourself a solid and check-out what the hip kids are listening to this days - you won't be disappointed (unless you're a square).

The occasional authentic ska riff aside, if you like these massive breakdowns and power-pop sound, maybe also check out Sleigh Bells, a band that predates the hyper-pop nominer but came back in 2025 to claim their title as elderstatespeople. I also saw a few comparisons so Kid606, which is a deeper cut for sure, but one I vaguely remember. One might detect a slight death metal influence (notes of Cannibal Corpse?) that occasionally peeks through too. It's ALL good.

100 gecs produced some Rico Nasty tracks from her 2020 album. That's kinda a big deal! Both bands are signed to Atlantic. 

They finally got a proper tour in 2021, with Alice Gas among the opening acts. It looked wild. I can't wait to see what they do next. The last we heard from them, musically, was a vinyl EP reissue for Record Store Day in 2024. Socially, Laura's girlfriend announced they were engaged in December of 2024; no word from what her husband thinks about this development, but he seems cool.   

Ultimately, this has all been a lot of unpretentious fun that never took itself too seriously for a second. You know who is no fun? Alice Gas rival Alice Glass...so stick around for the next episode of Listening To All My Music Chronologically....!


A promotional photo of Dylan and Laura courtesy of Skullcandy.










11 December 2024

Best of 2024

["Heading into 2024 'upbeat & energized'...like Olivia Rodrigo...&John Fogerty."]

2024!

Best Songs of 2024

1. Ekko Astral "Devorah" or "beathoven"

2. The Dandy Warhols "I'd Like To Help You With Your Problems (feat. Slash)"

3. Melt-Banana "Flipside"

4. Rico Nasty (& Boys Noize) "Arintintin"

5. Aurora "Your Blood"

6. Charli xcx "Girl, so confusing (feat. Lorde)"

7. Nilufer Yanya "Like I say: runaway"

8. Sabrina Carpenter "Espresso"

9. Alessia Cara "Dead Man" or "(Isn't it) Obvious" 

10. Magdalena Bay "That's My Floor"

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+ Say Lou Lou / Suki Waterhouse / Still Corners / NewJeans /

NIKI / Twisted Pine / Yohani / EMF


Best Albums

#1 Aurora - What happened to the heart? 

#2 Charli xcx - BRAT

#3 Ekko Astral - pink balloons

#4 Dua Lipa - Radical Optimism 

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+ The Decembrists / Islands / Hurray for the Riff Raff / Judas Priest / Beachwood Sparks


Best New

Ekko Astral     /    Bb trickz    /    SPRINTS 


Best Live

eyehategod 


Honorable Mentions

Kendrick Lamar / ilumunati hotties / Ride / Granddaddy / mxmtoon / Donovan & David Gilmore / TWICE / Willie Nelson “The Border” /     DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ / Blood Incantation / Waxahatchee 

+ don’t sleep on that mariachi album from Sonic Boom & Panda Bear!

Now THAT'S brat. 

Sleepy songs aside, this tracks 



                                      See you [in 2025], spacecowboys...






10 June 2024

Alice Gas

Now THIS I like! 

Deep cut here- no wiki page for Alice Gas...YET! But she's on the socials. Soundcloud anyone?

If people want to label Alice Gas's music as "hyper-pop" and put it in a category with bands like 100Gecs* then who am I to argue? Except....I was listening to this music 20+ years ago when it was called Happy Hardcore. And to prove that, I will now drop some happy hardcore names: 1.) those indispensable HAPPY2BEHARDCORE CDs; 2.) DJ Muppetfucker from the dirty South, who only existed for 6 years; and 3.) the original global house diva, DJ Irene. This stuff is exactly like that stuff was: ultra-fast beats, melodic synths, happy singing. As long as we are talking genre, some might call this EDM. Though I never use those three words as a descriptor, it is certainly apt. But it's not really dance music: there are as many breakdowns as beats, and I would need to see a chiropractor and possibly a cardiologist if I really tried to dance to this wild stuff (Can I just sit-down and pump my fist, please?). Therefore, I'm going to broadly declare this "post-dance electronica" of the happy hardcore variety, as opposed to post-EDM, which seems more about mixing DJs and bands.   

Whatever we call it, Alice Gas music is enormously fun. It should be played VERY LOUDLY or not at all. Maybe use it to test out your speakers? In your car? Or, ideally, via a giant PA. 

The first thing I listened to was a full album from 2019 called Sorry 4 Being Famous and it was awesome. "Ferrari" was a hit (her biggest to date), but "Slap on the Face" is a quintessential Alice Gas song that is my favorite and well worth two minutes of your life so here it is; turn it up!


Right? More like this, please. So it gets too loud and distorts a little. Does anybody hear me complaining? It's REAL, ok?! As guest Kid Trash sings on "Run It Up": "I run it up / I don't give a fuck." Exactly. Maybe I'm still just reacting to the last band I heard, Alice Donut, but music doesn't always have to to pretentions or self-important. It can just be FUN sometimes too. There may be a irony in me recently complaining that Alice Donut sucked because they were devoid of ideas, but this music is so fun IDGAF - so there. 

There are a bunch of random singles from Alice Gas between 2019 and 2022, when her most recent stuff (that I could stream) came out. They are ALL good. Soundcloud has as couple more recent remixes. And she's still playing out, as we will see in the Drama*Alert in a moment. Her 2021 EP Hardcore Heaven is really the best, as it assembles a bit of a thematic mix tape that is relentlessly fun. There's the charm, for me: the combination of an absolutely brutal and punishing rhythm mixed with cheery sounds and vocals. LOVE IT. WANT MORE. NOW PLEASE    

UH OH! *Drama Alert* Since I don't feel authorized to comment on what's going on here, I'm just going to deliver a post from last summer's Reddit that covers it better than I could. 

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Go to HYPERPOP

Alice Gas, Alice Glass, 100 gecs Drama Explained.

To help fans of these bands Googling this topic understand what's going on, I'm making a masterpost of everything that's going on with the gas/glass/gec Drama.

  • Opinionated Take. Please do your own research. I could be wrong about things. This drama is niche and not very well known. Please make corrections/add details in the comments. Don’t be rude about it. If you disagree with my opinions, please state so respectfully. +TW: SA.

Alice Glass is a former member of Crystal Castles who departed from the duo because her band mate was SA her. She made her new band in support of a SA survivor organization under Alice Glass. She has greenlighted a remix collab with Alice Gas, aware of Gas' name with no complaints prior to this drama.

Recently, Glass has sent Gas messages, upset that Gas' name is similar to hers, asking her to change it.

A couple months ago, 100 gecs performed at Boiler Room, and Gas was one of the musicians that was chosen (not by 100 gecs) to be an opener. Despite this, Glass sent 100 gecs messages calling them disrespectful for doing a Boiler Room that Gas happened to be at. Although, she did not contact the other artist who was physically standing with Gas performing with her. 100 gecs Boiler Room video on YouTube makes no mention of Gas and Gas did not perform alongside 100 gecs at all.

Gas said she would change her band name on her next release (I'm aware that at one point she said she'd change it in a month, but what would you do as a tiny artist when one of your favorite celebrities comes at you suddenly) which makes sense branding wise and helps her fans follow the change/not lose track of her, which she hasn't done yet because her new release isn't done yet.

Plus, using Alice ____ is not original at all. Glass based Alice off of something she shoplifted and Glass from a character.

In addition, when you start out as a transgender ultra niche genre SoundCloud artist with hardly any following, a play on another artists name you love doesn't seem to matter because you obviously feel insignificant compared to that celebrity, and you don't expect to get famous, and I'd argue that Glass is still more famous than Gas, like significantly. Most people don't even make the connection, like myself, even though I knew both artists. "Alice Gas" has an entirely different mood and vibe around it than "Alice Glass", and Gas' branding, music, album art, and aesthetic are completely different from Glass. Despite this, Glass sent them an angry message saying "Take my face too, take my body too" which is ridiculous to even say to someone who has no resemblance to you physically at all, and isn't reminiscent of you in any other way other than making their band name a TRIBUTE to you. Hyperpop uses references heavily, and I haven't heard a single Alice Gas song that sounds anything like Glass' solo work or her work when she was in Crystal Castles, nor any samples in Gas' work that are from anything Glass has made.

Also, Glass didn't seem to mind when she greenlighted a remix of one of her songs that Gas helped make. So the sudden change of heart seems really disingenuous to people on the outside watching this all go down. Like, it would have been way easier for Gas to change their name earlier in her career if Glass said something then, or make the collab a way to signal boost Gas' new band name, but instead she seemed happy to do a collab with Gas. This is why people disagree that Glass is sensitive about her name because of the history of her breaking off and making her own band to escape SA, because if it was something to do with that people expected for her to have a problem with Gas' name when she was reached out to in order to greenlight the remix- in which their names are right next to eachother.

That being said I'm curious to see what happens when Gas releases her new album. I truly believe that people can make the connection (and tell the difference) between Glass and Gas since its revelant to the subculture and knowing that Hyperpop, in and of itself is a mix, parody, contradiction, exaggeration of 2000's-2010s EDM, pop, emo, punk, ska, weeb, goth, meme, dubstep, lgbtq, YouTube, Tumblr, culture and the like- it makes sense for Gas to have the name she has. Again, wasn't an issue when Glass collabed earlier- I think since Gas is becoming more popular, Glass is now being petty about it. Plus, Alice Gas brings a younger crowd that would typically never listen to Glass to her music, which is cool. But I guess Glass didn't think about that.

Side note:

People are confused why Gas being transgender has anything to do with this, and I'd just say this: Alice Gas, legal name Alice, is a transgender woman. Alice Glass said, "take my face too, take my body too." Alice Glass is a very conventionally attractive ciswoman. Alice Gas looks nothing like her and their styles are not comparable at all. I don’t think that it being construed as hurtful has anything to do with Glass asking her to change her name specifically, more just that comment didn't make sense if she was just mad about Alice Gas having a tribute name. Its obvious that Gas is not copying Glass in any way, artistically. So that comment about her face and body kinda rubs people the wrong way, because transwomen struggle with dysphoria because of society's perceived pinnacle of a beautiful woman: thin, pale, very conventional cisheteronormative facial features, all things that Glass has naturally, while Gas has to go through hormone therapy and surgery to obtain feminine features. It's just insensitive. I could understand her saying that if Alice Gas was copying her style, but she isn't. It comes off as very pretty girl privileged.

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Well there you have it, clearly if not necessarily objectively. Can confirm that Alice Gas is not seen or mentioned in the popular 100Gecs Live from the Boiler-room video. I know whose side I think I'm on, but either way - it is time to listen to Alice Glass.

For now then, massive props to Alice Gas: hope you get to keep your name and pump us all full of more music soon. 

*OMG do I need to go BACK and listen to 100Gecs. Yes, yes I do.